she was small, and made of cloth and had an outrageous ponytail. She came with a plastic dollhouse and you shoved her inside. I used to push her through the chimney.

OK last year the winner was a barbie doll that was still in the box and they took black marker and put hair all over it and it came with shaving cream and a razor. Also house slippers made out of pads. I need something CREATIVE!!! that i can make and it would be funny [...]

I’m composing a dialogue between these two playwrights in which they are engaging in a heated debate. What would these two writers have to say to one another if they were to remark upon these two plays? Anything is great, and sources would be greatly appreciated.
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