12 Responses

1. AnswerDu

   29|Aug|2009 1

   Can I be the Ken Doll??????? Use me as you play toy! ! !

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   29|Aug|2009 2

   You can partner up with me and my knob polishing business – the more services we can offer, the better chance we have of being successful in this economy. I was going to hang fliers on all the knobs in my neighborhood. Someone also mentioned ebay. Craigslist is another option. I’m sure with your hair and my lips we’ll have no problem getting clients and we’ll be swapping services in no time!

3. Angie

   29|Aug|2009 3

   Ok, I have the perfect deal for you. Andrew happens to LOVE to clean house…and I know he’d love to service you.
   The great part about this deal is I do nothing. I don’t even have to do your cleaning or Andrew!
   Of course we are in Oklahoma…so it would be a bit of a drive. But Andrew doesn’t mind.

4. Courtney M.P.

   30|Aug|2009 4

   Well I don’t know… I hate cleaning as well (my husband up there just wants to swap which can be arranged without any cleaning duties) but if you find someone then let me know, trading sex for cleaning would be a double bonus… unless of course there is a reason for not wanting to service the man.
   Cocaine will work as will pot for some people… try both!

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   30|Aug|2009 5

   hire a sexy looking female illegal. have hubby home to see her clean in a skimpy outfit and then when hes ‘distracted’ take him!!!
   edit: i like angie’s idea better. both u and the house get a good cleaning that way!! ) and if u think he missed a spot, dont undo his leash!

6. Wholesale

   30|Aug|2009 6

   Please contact my wife*..I’m sure we can work something out. ( But do not plan on 4 kids or a 4th husband– I’m just holding up our part of the deal)
   clarification…. when I said contact my wife*, I meant for her to hook you up with our cleaning lady Wanda. But as long as your house gets clean, the offer still stands, right?

7. Michael T

   30|Aug|2009 7

   JJ don’t do that. I’ll clean your house for you and I don’t need any servicing. I’ll be out on October 11 for the NASCAR race at Fontana. So, how about the 10th. Have all the cleaning supplies ready.

8. Mainmast

   30|Aug|2009 8

   Put an ad in your paper. Wait for the calls.

9. James Bond

   30|Aug|2009 9

   I’d go with e-bay. Seriously….who the hell is going to want to be known as “the e-bay killer”? That just sounds homoish.

10. bgbbill

    30|Aug|2009 10

    try naked cleaning? it may wake him up and he might ‘interrupt’ your work? lol

11. windmill ever

    30|Aug|2009 11

    I hear mexicans are cheap.
    By the way. your hair is awesome.

12. Patience

    31|Aug|2009 12

    check out merrymaids.com. They will clean your home from top to bottom will even clean your fridge.